tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8216094732716939655.post4861945718603675663..comments2012-04-04T09:09:14.045-05:00Comments on NL Central Stage: FA FA FA: St. Louis CardinalsDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535450896576751111noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8216094732716939655.post-56107496627642968522008-11-18T00:03:00.000-06:002008-11-18T00:03:00.000-06:00"their best bet is to get the fastest guy they can..."their best bet is to get the fastest guy they can find, and convince teams to let him play second and first at the same time in exchange for batting Pujols twice."<BR/><BR/>The look on that guy's face every time a lefty came to the plate would be priceless.<BR/><BR/>Also, in this scenario Pujols should bat in the 3rd and 4th spots in the lineup. If he gets on base from the three slot, he'll be on the honor system when reporting the movements of his ghost runner.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10535450896576751111noreply@blogger.com