Thursday, June 25, 2009

NLCS Presents: Informed Political Discourse


New project: tricking search engines and link aggregaters by embedding (H.J. Res. 57) misleading (llama farming) words (Brangelina) and phrases (natural male enhancement) into my posts.

Towards that end, Evan Longoria will henceforce be referred to as Eva [sic] Longoria, and one or more of the words "hot," "nude," "naked," "sex," "movies," or "pics" will always precede and/or follow any mention of his achievements.

Example: Eva [sic] Longoria has slowed down a bit after his hot April/May start, but he still leads the A.L. in XBH and is in the top ten in runs created, batting wins, SLG, OPS, OPS+, HR, sextape, 2B, and TB.



  1. To that end Albert Pujols shall henceforth be known as "Kristen Bell naked."

  2. So let it be written, so let it be done.