Nothing to see here.

Just an "All-Star" going 0 for 2 with no runs scored, no RsBI, and no talent. He did leave two men on base though so at least his day wasn't a total waste.

A most unimpressive homerun by Pujols.

A solo shot when his team wins 11-2 is not enough to convince me Pujols is anything other than another overrated superfart.

Pujols sucks it up while the rest of the Cardinals...join him in sucking it up

Pujols went 0 for 3 yesterday in a none too surprising move, given his general awfulness. The Cards only got three hits off of Cliff Lee who carried a no hitter into the eighth so the good news is that Pujols wasn't dragging his team down for once.

Today's Pujols bashing posted after the 1st inning.

Nice strikeout. I assume the rest of his day went about the same.

Apples and better baseball players

Albert Pujols did hit a homerun yesterday but was totally outplayed by Shin-Soo Choo who went 3 for 4 with 3 RBI. Also, Shin-Soo Choo is much better at pleasing women.

Blech

While the rest of the Cardinals were busy getting 17 hits Albert Pujols only managed one. Way to go, lameass. I'm sure Barden enjoyed being stranded too.

New Policy

So as much as it pains me to do it I am going to post inflammatory things about Albert Pujols each game until Steve posts more.

OOOhhh, nice 0 for 4 line. Way to get struck out by the mighty Josh Johnson too.